in winged words

[i sing of times transshifting]

closet-sherlockian:

"How Can I Tell This Customer To Fuck Off Without Getting Fired" - an anthology by retail workers worldwide

(via soemily)

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

(via oliviacirce)

vmagazine:

'Seeking Aether' (experimental garment collection): InAisce FW 13/14 Men's Collection featuring South Sudanese refugee and former child soldier turned actor and model Ger Duany  - video link

(via soemily)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: vyonce, via wrdnrd)

infierceways:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

but no way would they sit on that box though. cats don’t go where you want them to. PERHAPS if you pull up a chair for it and place a very pretty cushion on it next to you, ensuring that anyone who wants to help you has to stand behind you and talk to the side of your face instead of sitting down next to you, perhaps then. but they’d probably still take a couple of strolls across your keyboard every now and then, just because. 

infierceways:

drawingguitarist:

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

but no way would they sit on that box though. cats don’t go where you want them to. PERHAPS if you pull up a chair for it and place a very pretty cushion on it next to you, ensuring that anyone who wants to help you has to stand behind you and talk to the side of your face instead of sitting down next to you, perhaps then. but they’d probably still take a couple of strolls across your keyboard every now and then, just because. 

(Source: herotox)

The sun never sets on the British Empire because God doesn’t trust the British in the dark.

My extremely angry history teacher, quoting his extremely angry grandfather. 

(via greygreenwolf)

(via star-anise)

aohatsu:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

better yet, put them on a student budget and send them to the grocery store

(Source: queerodactyl, via infierceways)